Poseur.fm

Poseurs welcome. dats you :) ↘

A social app for music heads, snobs, and everyone whose friends are sick of hearing about bands, rappers, DJs, and whatever else you won't shut up about. Your roommate's tired. We're not.

Plays nice with Spotify Apple Music · soon
What you get

Built for people who are insufferable about music.

Spotify Wrapped, but daily. (yes, daily) AI baked into every screen.

01 / Pulse

A feed for music.

  • See what your friends are playing. Right now.
  • Drop new recs. Get put on. Be the source.
  • AI baked in. Knows your taste better than your shuffle.
02 / Shows

Every show.

  • Track every show. See which friends are going.
  • Buy tickets. Plan the night.
  • The before- and after-show group chat. Photos, videos, takes.
03 / Artists

Before they blow.

  • Follow artists. Catch every drop, feature, and collab.
  • Battle of the bands, but virtual. Brackets, tournaments, scenes.
  • Receipts that prove you knew them before everyone else did.
04 / Connect

Taste, not pics.

  • Match by listens, shows seen, and mutual friends.
  • Open DMs. No bios. No pics. Just music.
  • Compatibility scores so you can settle who has better taste.
05 / Me

A profile in songs.

  • Built from what you actually play, not what you posted for the gram.
  • Stats, badges, scenes, eras — auto-generated. A personality, in tracks.
  • Bragging rights baked in: "I listened to them before they blew up."
// House Rules
Affirmations for the dedicated

Yes,
we know.

Yes, you saw them first.

Yes, the old stuff is better.

Yes, the opener stole the show.

Yes, the mix was off.

Yes, it's giving Beach House.

Yes, you're insufferable.

You're home.

— Kyle
Est. 2026 Vol. 01 · No. 01 Poseur.fm
FAQ

Quick questions.

When does it launch?
TestFlight beta, summer 2026. Join the list and you'll be first.
Does it work with my music app?
Spotify, yes. Apple Music, soon. Your vinyl collection, respectfully no.
iOS or Android?
iOS first. Android follows.
What makes this different?
Instagram wants engagement. TikTok wants attention. We want to know what you're playing.
Am I a poseur?
Probably. We all are. That's the point.
(it's fine.)

Don't be last.

Your friends are already on the list. One email when we launch.